Because, why wouldn't you want a 62 character domain?

If you're like me you cringe every time a business asks for your personal information during checkout.  You know it's only so they can annoy and harrass you with marketing materials until the end of time.  It's in light of this annoying practice that I have come up with the solution to the "can we have your email?" question.  It's an incredibly long domain name that presents itself as a native message to all.

"If I have to unsubscribe from this I'll never spend another dollar here" (dot com)